I could have sworn ‘Universal health Care’ meant insurance coverage for poor people but the right wing media was lying.
It’s actually a program to end US dependency on foreign oil and prescription meds by gifting all Americans with super powers. I read the transmogrification process is powered by recycled plastic bottles, too.
Just filled out my application on Friday. I voted Libertarian in the last election but Barrack doesn’t seem like the kind of guy to hold a grudge.
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-Johnny Zito
