The MySpace Initiative
I spend about an hour a day randomly flipping through people’s MySpace profiles. Just invading their lives for a minute or two, acknowledging their existence and moving on.
If I were the President I would end the War on Terror, the War on Drugs and the War on Poverty… I’d start the MySpace Initiative instead.
I’d make sure there was a one computer to person ratio in all public places all around the world. I’d hook everyone up with a MySpace account and watch their lives get sucked onto the net.
Everyone would be so busy learning html and spying on ex’s that in no time we’d have international peace by default. A giant world community would form, everyone knows that everyone exists, there’s no more faceless victims half a world away.
You could leave me a comment and tell me to lower taxes. Then I could leave you one with video of a monkey drinking his own pee, that said; “Sorry all those computers were expensive.”
-Johnny Zito
