That Retail Outlet in the Sky…
My iPod died today… His name was The Bat-Computer; he was my friend.
I’ll never forget how he loved to go on long drives or chill out and keep me company in work. It wasn’t all fun and games, he was smart too, fluent in five languages. It saddens me to think of all the new music he’ll never get to upload.
I honored his last requests; a viking funeral, and none of his parts were harvested for donation (It made him sick to think a black iPod might get his click wheel).
…RIP, The Bat-Computer.
-Johnny Zito
