Party With PopPorn’s Kate Hate
Kate Hate was voted ‘Handjob Queen’ of her Buffalo, New York High School.
Since then she’s been taking her clothes off and dancing around for money at gentleman’s clubs in the Philadelphia area when she isn’t modeling for alt-porn sites. In her free time, she still enjoys handjobs, klonopin, drinking heavily, valium, drunk anal sex, xanax and “grinding on boners.”
Kate does topless porn reviews at PopPorn.com, our Philly porn neighbors. They’re having a big shindig this weekend with porn stars and booze so I bugged Kate to tell us all about it.
Kate Hate: Hi, it’s Kate Hate
Johnny Zito: Hey, Kate Hate. Thanks for taking a minute to hang out.
Kate Hate: No problem!
Johnny Zito: Kate, can you tell us a lil about who you are and what you do?
Kate Hate: I am a porn reviewer, stripper and alt porn model.
I went to college at SUNY Purchase for theater and sociology for three years before deciding to go into the adult industry seriously. I started with Burning Angel at 18 and have been modeling for different sites on and off since then. However, I really feel I’ve found my niche at PopPorn.
I can use the skills I picked up in improv classes from school and also watch porn for money!!
Johnny Zito: I’m a big fan of your reviews. Do you pick the films or does all of that come from Buckton?
Kate Hate: Thanks!! That comes from Buckton. However, he and I have gotten into a few arguments over “creative differences” and I’ve given him a big “NO FUCKING WAY” on a few; such as pregnancy porno.
Johnny Zito: So you exercise veto power on titles that turn you off or just the over the top stuff?
Kate Hate: I think Buckton just doesn’t want to hear me whine and yell at him so he lets me pick or chooses a different title sometimes.
But it’s really just the stuff that turns me off.
Johnny Zito: In your expert opinion; what’s THE summer skin flick.
Kate Hate: That’s tough, but I’m going to go with every single title Kimberly Kane puts out this summer.
Johnny Zito: Ha Ha. Fair enough.
Kate Hate: She’s really great, loves PopPorn, and I love watching her fuck. She’s my favorite porn star for sure.
Johnny Zito: How did PopPorn get you to sign up with their rag tag group of internet heroes?
Kate Hate: Well, I was looking for something to supplement my stripping cash, and checking CraigsList everyday for ANYTHING that didn’t involve me fucking someone on or off camera.
Then one day I found a posting looking for girls to do topless porn reviews, emailed Brian Bangs, went in for a screen test the next week. Me and Lexi were their first two girls and the rest is history.
Johnny Zito: And all that history leads right into your big party this weekend.
Be honest; this was all your idea. The party, the porn stars, the strippers…
Kate Hate: Yessir!
I mean wait. Brian “Daddy” Bangs would get pretty mad if I said it was all my idea.
I don’t want to get punished so I’m going to say it was Buckton, MEATBALL and Daddy Bangs’ idea.
Johnny Zito: You’re too modest.
Kate Hate: They’ve put a whole fuck of a lot of work into it, and I get to reap the benefits.
Johnny Zito: Can you tell us about this three day marathon party that’s going down this weekend right here in Philly?
Kate Hate: Weeeeeelllll, the first night is at Club Risqué, which is NOT the club I dance at. The second party is at National Mechanics down on 3rd street, a place we PopPorn folk party at way too much, I’m surprised they let us in anymore.
It’s open to the public
And the stars are: Jessica Drake, Courtney Cummz, Alektra Blue, Ashlynn-Brooke, Kaylani Lei and Jack Napier
Johnny Zito: You guys teamed up with the TLA for this?
Kate Hate: Yes, TLA Raw. Actually our entire site is kind of teamed up with TLA Raw, we’re powered by them. And it’s great because I tell my parents I “work for TLA” and they totally think it’s a legit job.
Johnny Zito: TLA Raw, HotMovies, PopPorn, ErosArtist, Hole and a Heartbeat…
Is Philly the East Coast porn valley?
Kate Hate: I’m starting to think so. I moved here to work in porn. New York used to be but all of these companies are popping up in Baltimore and Philly.
Johnny Zito: New York’s too Disney now. I guess you need those gritty cities to make porn.
Kate Hate: AGREED.
Johnny Zito: Anything else you wanna plug before I let you go?”
Kate Hate: Well, if anyone wants to come see me dance around naked, I’m at Daydreams up in the Northeast every day except Tuesdays and Sundays for the rest of the month.
Johnny Zito: And your next PopPorn review?
Kate Hate: Is up right now! It’s for Latina Hollywood Hookers directed by Randy Spears.
Johnny Zito: Killer bees. Thanks, Kate Hate. You rule.
Kate Hate: You rule too! Thanks a lot!
-Johnny Zito
