Johnny Zito — writer / artist / futurist

Happy President’s Day! I wonder which Prez would make the best zombie…
Anyways, Check out today’s Black Cherry Bombshells featuring one of my most favorite panels yet.
Click HERE to read the Black Cherry Bombshells!
-Johnny Zito

I could have sworn ‘Universal health Care’ meant insurance coverage for poor people but the right wing media was lying.
It’s actually a program to end US dependency on foreign oil and prescription meds by gifting all Americans with super powers. I read the transmogrification process is powered by recycled plastic bottles, too.
Just filled out […]

Obama keeps saying there’s only one President at a time. I think he’s secretly telling us that means it’s him.
Couldn’t help it, had to draw him. Worked on it last week in my ‘free’ time.
Click HERE for high rez Prez.
-Johnny Zito

Whatever President-Elect Obama’s plans are for the economy; he’s gonna have some. They’ll discuss his measures on the evening news and the halls of congress.
In the great traditions of Reaganomics I’m hoping they name the policy after the President-Elect himself.
So, I just wanted to be the first to say, or coin the […]

It’s election day. If Voting is your thing - get to it.
But if you don’t live in a swing state or you’re a libertarian; check out John McCain’s Thrillabuster Express. It’s an experimental web comic Tony and I worked on for a Viral Marketing Studio here in Philly.
It’s about John McCain […]

Just in time for tonights debate; it appears new Thrillabuster comics have gone live.
Thrillabuster is an experimental comic produced by Freshout, viral developers from Philly, and written by Tony, myself and our good friend Paul Triggiani. The 12 issue cartoon chronicles John McCain and his misguided attempts to run the world - as politicians […]

Philly gets a bad rap.
I was born and raised here, this city is in my blood and I walk her streets alone at 5 am without fear of molestation or danger.
That being said; Terrorists, stay clear:
“All eyes, all attention at the federal level, are on Al Qaeda and the war on terror… Fact […]

Tony and I are working on this political cartoon, Thrillabuster Express for some viral developers; Freshout.
It’s about John McCain the the 2008 Presidential Race. A mysterious figure informs Senator McCain that he wasn’t really born in America and he goes on a mission around the world to find out the truth behind his lineage.
The […]

After this week’s stock market crash isn’t it pretty fair to say Ron Paul was right? The price of gold is way up and the government owns all the big banks. Socialism much?Ron Paul FTW
-Johnny Zito

Obama did the nomination dance and McCain announced his choice for Vice President. The Election cycle is official in full swing.
So, The Black Cherry Bombshells team asks you:
At Three A.M. - when the Zombie Apocalypse comes - who do you want picking up the emergency phone?
Barack Obama is all about gun control […]

This is for all my friends who are getting married and settling down and think the burbs might be a good place to start a family.
The Post WW II mindset of ’suburban living’ is unsustainable, ignorant and ugly.
Embrace the city before you’re forced to.
-Johnny Zito

As any conversation goes on, the probability of a comparison being made involving Nazis or Hitler approaches critical mass.
It’s a fact.

-Johnny Zito

Ron Paul and his supporters have overcome every obstacle set in our path since this whole thing began back in March.
I have no reason to doubt this will continue.
This hasn’t just been a successful grassroots campaign - It’s redefined grassroots campaigning. As never before, the individual supporter is able to share their vision of […]

Tsk. Tsk.
Hillary’s planted questions, at rallies and debates, are the kind of shenanigans I expect from jerks like Mitt and Rudy.
-Johnny Zito

This past Saturday Ron Paul addressed 5,000 screaming patriots on the lawn of Independence Mall; the birthplace of our nation.
Along with his 4.2 million dollar campaign earnings of November 5th this has been a big week for Dr. Paul.
I have a feeling we’ll look back to Philadelphia from the Oval Office and say, “That’s where […]