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This is for all my friends who are getting married and settling down and think the burbs might be a good place to start a family.
The Post WW II mindset of ’suburban living’ is unsustainable, ignorant and ugly.
Embrace the city before you’re forced to.
-Johnny Zito
Extinction is inevitable. We can prolong it but we exist on a finite time line no matter how expansive. Happened to a billion species before us and it’ll occur to a billion more after us. These species will have their hayedays; roaming the Earth (or whatever they might call it) consuming and […]
Bottled water is bad for you and the enviorment. Every bottle is made of petroleum based plastics and fossil fuels are wasted transportating mass quantities of water to places not suffering from drought.
Meanwhile, tap water is great for you and everyone else! Most municipalities put fluoride in the publics drinking water to promote […]
Bad news, everyone; I’ve been involuntarily conscripted into the Astronaut program.
3 chain smoking men in thin black ties and horn rimmed glasses kidnapped me right out of my bed last night. I remember being woozy and unable to fight back. It’s highly possible I was drugged by a family member or pet.
When I […]
I spend about an hour a day randomly flipping through people’s MySpace profiles. Just invading their lives for a minute or two, acknowledging their existence and moving on.
If I were the President I would end the War on Terror, the War on Drugs and the War on Poverty… I’d start the MySpace Initiative instead.
I’d make […]
“Nearly 2,500 lefties are killed every year using products meant for righties. Who knew? Now, just back away from those right-handed scissors.”
~LifeInsure.com
That’s Darwinism.
If left handed people are dying, left handed people aren’t multiplying.
Lefties can join all the people with blue eyes; who won’t be successfully passing on their genes either.
Unless there’s some sudden climate change […]
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