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Extinction is inevitable. We can prolong it but we exist on a finite time line no matter how expansive. Happened to a billion species before us and it’ll occur to a billion more after us. These species will have their hayedays; roaming the Earth (or whatever they might call it) consuming and […]
“Nearly 2,500 lefties are killed every year using products meant for righties. Who knew? Now, just back away from those right-handed scissors.”
~LifeInsure.com
That’s Darwinism.
If left handed people are dying, left handed people aren’t multiplying.
Lefties can join all the people with blue eyes; who won’t be successfully passing on their genes either.
Unless there’s some sudden climate change […]
There’s no virtue in being unhappy. And no redemption in suffering.
When I go, dope me up, pull the plug and give my organs away. I’d especially like it if my eyes were useful to someone.
Cremate me.  Some ridiculously themed urn. Tasteful but absurd.
…If someone could then ”accidentally” spill my remains on my brother I’d really appreciate it.
-Johnny Zito
These […]
My iPod died today… His name was The Bat-Computer; he was my friend.
I’ll never forget how he loved to go on long drives or chill out and keep me company in work. It wasn’t all fun and games, he was smart too, fluent in five languages. It saddens me to think […]
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