Batman for President
In times of uncertainty and danger Americans turn to great leaders to save them from despair. Unfortunately we appear to be all out of those.
In response to this void allow me to nominate Batman for President of the United States of America.
Where does he stand on the issues?
War:
Batman - ” No one wants war.”
Robin - “Gee, Batman. Belgravia’s such a small country. We’d beat them in a few hours.”
Batman - “Yes, and then we’d have to support them for years.”Infrastructure:
Batman - “Better put 5 cents in the meter.”
Robin - “No policeman’s going to give the Batmobile a ticket.”
Batman - “This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part.”Health Care:
Robin - “Holy molars! Am I ever glad I take good care of my teeth!”
Batman - “True. You owe your life to dental hygiene.”Civil Rights:
Batman - “Robin, the Constitution provides that a man is innocent until proven guilty. And the Constitution is the cornerstone of our great nation. We must abide by it.”WMD:
Batman - “Somedays, you just can’t get rid of a bomb.”
This message is paid for by the committee to elect Batman & Robin 2008.
