The Informed Nonsense of Johnny Zito

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer is just a cave man, he fell in some ice and later got thawed out by our scientists. Our world frighten and confuses him. When he sees a solar eclipse, like the one he went to in Hawaii last year, he thinks “Oh no! Is the sun eating the moon?” […]

*The Black Cherry Bombshells are a web-comic currently under consideration by DC Comics imprint; Zuda.com*
After a mysterious virus turned every man on Earth into a flesh eating zombie; a new order has emerged. Ultra-violent gangs of women battle for dwindling resources & luxuries. Las Vegas’ very own Black Cherry Bombshells are gaining a reputation as […]

This doubles as my submission to The New Yorker’s Draw Eustace Tilley Contest.
Hipsters are the modern day dandy.
-Johnny Zito

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Friends of friends are getting married and they asked me to do their invites.
May your first child be a masculine one…
-Johnny Zito

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ComicsDC has a post up from some months back. It details several post cards from a dog cartoonist who goes by the name Zito.
I’ve heard of Zito before but I’ve never seen his work. A former employer spotted some originals in the Piano Room at a B&B in New Hampshire some years back. […]

Thanks to all the friends and family who turned out for our New Year’s Eve Party. If you did make it, there are probably some pictures of you in your dapper duds sipping champagne from a T-Rex’s taint. Everyone’s invited to take a look at the House Album. Feel free […]

-See a specialist first
-You can’t pass a law and save everyone
-CSS & Flash
-I’m not a terrible cook
-Only two things sell; sex and land
-Write important lists in red ink
-I have always been this way
-Johnny Zito

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It started out trying to be funny but wound up deeply personal.
Happy New Year,
-Johnny Zito

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