The Informed Nonsense of Johnny Zito

I’m disappointed in the Monitors. They’re turning out to be another self appointed, single minded organization out to police the Universe. Like Oans but with goofier (if that’s possible) hair styles.
They’ve been recast as border patrol; with orders to destroy anyone or anything caught hopping the Source Wall. They’re going to keep […]

I don’t believe in airplanes, I think they might be something I just made up.
Sure the science makes perfect sense; jet engines, air currents, wing spans and single serving bottles of Bacardi. But practically speaking it’s ludicrous to pack 300+ people into an aluminum tube, shoot it a few miles into the sky and […]

Major Liberty Vs. Socialist General; his radioactive Chinese counter-part.
-Johnny Zito

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Found this list of government agencies in comic books.
Thought about turning it into a National Budget diagram.
Can you imagine the tax burden SHIELD would create? Flying cars are neither cheap or indestructible.
-Johnny Zito

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I coincidentally injured my finger on Sunday and it’s been irritating me.
Limited finger-mobility forces me to submit this artistic rendering of my testicles in relief following hernia surgery.
-Johnny Zito

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Everything evolves.
But, thanks to advancements in light-weight plastics the robot revolution will be easily repelled with very few casualties.
We got a Roomba this week.
-Johnny Zito

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