The Informed Nonsense of Johnny Zito

This all goes back just one year ago,
When Lil’ Jane cried for all to know -
Just what she thought of old Saint Nick:
“This Santa’s a liar, a fake and a fink!”
She ripped off his hat
And spit on the ground.
She made a big fuss
And a mob gathered round.
Santa was hurt, understandably so.
He left work early and […]