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The Voyage of the Beagle

“Nearly 2,500 lefties are killed every year using products meant for righties. Who knew? Now, just back away from those right-handed scissors.”
~LifeInsure.com
That’s Darwinism.
If left handed people are dying, left handed people aren’t multiplying.
Lefties can join all the people with blue eyes; who won’t be successfully passing on their genes either.
Unless there’s some sudden climate change […]

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War Criminal

“War seems to be a common theme in American comic books right now. I can’t imagine why…” ~ David Hine

He’s right.
The Marvel Universe is a war-torn place. You can’t even go off world without stepping into some sorta sovereign conflict.
No ambiguity about it, this means war; Secret War, Civil […]

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Firehawk’s October Surprise

Ms. Lorraine Reilly won her bid for office, she now serves in her father’s seat as the Junior Senator from New York.
Ouch.
Being responsible for the massacre of a hundred people isn’t enough to lose an election even in a fictional world.
Her opponent must have been gay or something.

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