Johnny Zito — writer / artist / futurist

So, a strange elf-man breaks into your house in the middle of the night and invites you to look into his magical sack.
He promises there’s a surprise in there for you.
-Johnny Zito

I’ve got two new designs in the Shop this week.
‘Storm‘ features a couple running through a fresh snow fall in the city. I like the negative space in this one. The white really contrasts the soft pallet and allowed me be very stark with the details. It’s inspired by Rittenhouse Square here […]

Montgomery was a terrible straight man and the Burn Brothers reunion tour never took off.
-Johnny Zito

Hurry! Tomorrow this will all be gross and brown!
-Johnny Zito

I banged this out on request of my room/life mate; Dennis.
That DIY’er bottles Limoncello and gives them out as Christmas Presents to friends and family. This year he was looking to go a lil fancier than usual so, I came up with this for his logo.
-Johnny Zito

We cut that tree down ourselves.
-Johnny Zito

I’m pulling all nighters through New Year’s. There’s too much to do.
The holidays always come at the most inconvenient time of year.
-Johnny Zito

Just a few things:
There are two new shirt designs up in the shop. Sign up for my merchandise news letter while your there to get my latest designs delivered directly to your inbox.
I didn’t get selected for the Wonder Woman Wardrobe War! but Zeus was nice enough to post all of the submissions at […]

As any conversation goes on, the probability of a comparison being made involving Nazis or Hitler approaches critical mass.
It’s a fact.

-Johnny Zito

Ron Paul and his supporters have overcome every obstacle set in our path since this whole thing began back in March.
I have no reason to doubt this will continue.
This hasn’t just been a successful grassroots campaign - It’s redefined grassroots campaigning. As never before, the individual supporter is able to share their vision of […]

I always thought the Star Trek franchise had out grown the original cast. Like Superman, James Bond and Dr. Who; it’s time some other dude plays Captain James T. Kirk.
None of my Trek friends would agree. Hollywood did however, and so an eleventh Star Trek movie is coming out.
To answer your first […]

I don’t like Mickey Mouse.
It’s been twenty years since he was relevant. Now, he exists solely as a logo with no actual personality of his own.
He used to represent innovation but now he stands for the same old, corporate shit.
-Johnny Zito

I just submitted to the Wonder Woman Wardrobe War! over at Project Rooftop.
It’s a crap shoot as to whether or not they feature mine but I’ll let you know when the submissions go up, regardless.
-Johnny Zito

Tsk. Tsk.
Hillary’s planted questions, at rallies and debates, are the kind of shenanigans I expect from jerks like Mitt and Rudy.
-Johnny Zito

You’re a side-kick and that’s all you’ll ever be, Justice Lad.
Even though you were better than Andy at the Staring Contests - you still disgust me.
-Johnny Zito